My son...

Today we were a bit late for school. We pulled up and all of Hunter's class was still lined up at the door. Oh, good. You aren't late! I said. But there is a note on the door. Maybe it is from your teacher...

No, mom. That's my note. I drew it. It has claw marks on it and it says PORTAL TO INSANITY. My teacher says if I do another one and color it, she will give me 15 extra points on my spelling packet.

I don't think that has anything to do with spelling, I foolishly said.

Yes, it does! I had to spell PORTAL-TO-INSANITY.

Jeff and his Amazing Adventure with Knock-Out Drugs!

Jeff's family has been doing the rounds for colonoscopies. Jeff got insurance and lined up a "check it out" date for December 28.

Anyway, I sat next to him as he was coming out of the anesthesia...if you know Jeff at all, you know he talks about EVERYTHING!

I grabbed my notepad and started scribbling away...

He reminded me about Maddie just having an upper scope and she was put out. When she came to, she was telling him LOTS of things...rule number one: NEVER tell Dad anything...

So, Jeff was telling me about Maddie and how she told him who she liked. I asked him who he liked and he said, "My list is in my wallet."

REALLY

He told me he had a secret Swiss Bank Account with $700,000 in it. I asked him what is the account #. "5-niner-pi-infinity."

NINER

He asked me if the doctor found anything. I said nope. You are as clean as a whistle. "They didn't find the legos I lost as a boy?"

Later, he asked me the same thing. I said they didn't find anything. "What did they do? Go to my brain cavity?"

BRAIN CAVITY

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

The girls thought I made this whole thing up...Seriously, have you ever heard me say "brain cavity" OR "niner"? Have you? I rest my case.

Jeff's tests came back great. Nothing to worry about there.

He told me later (having NO recollection of any of our conversation) to check in his wallet for his list...

1. subway card
2. autozone card
3. quizno's card
4. blood donor card
5. Famous Dave's gift card
6. family emergency evacuation card
7. temple recommend
8. movie punch pass

I think he may have wanted pictures of his family for his wallet...Maybe that's what I will get him for Valentine's Day!

A December Do-Over...

Seriously, I can't believe it is January. I didn't get to enjoy my December and Christmas and school break the way I had in the past. Let me 'splain...

1. Maddie was still sick and we spent at least one day a week in the doctor's office and I DO MEAN a whole day...

2. I tried to do catch up on the other days of the week for work, Primary, the house, Meg and Hunter, Jeff...

3. Meg finally got tired of waiting and put up Christmas sometime around the middle of the month (with a miniscule amount of help from Mad & Bud)...



4. Spent one day on the phone calling surgeons to see if they could help us over Christmas Break...they only wanted to see her and charge another office visit and then do surgery in January...

5. Spent one morning on the phone with the insurance company filing complaints against the 2 doctors that were "helping" Mad by putting her surgery out until January...

6. Happy note: the insurance lady called her own surgeon and got us an appointment for the next morning...the 23rd of December...and had us penciled in for surgery on Christmas Eve...



7. The insurance lady even came to the hospital to visit us on surgery day... :0

8. I hurried to finish shopping and wrapping on the 22nd...

9. Jeff had a wonderful little procedure done on December 28 which leads me to another story I will post next...

10. Meg started her next show "The Fantasticks" on New Year's Eve...(rehearsals almost every night in December...)

11. Mad is recovering very nicely. She went back to school this week and did NOT miss one single day!



12. I tried to get all of Primary ready for the new year with new classes, teachers, rooms, schedules...there are more than 100 kids and more than 35 teachers...the first activity of the year was on Jan 2 and we thought it went well...most of the kids came and most of the teachers came...we kept it just about an hour...I couldn't have done it without my awesome counselors...

13. I called to cancel Mad's surgery that was supposed to be on the 7th of January and the person asked if I wanted to reschedule...I laughed and hung up...

I did have a wonderful day on Christmas. We had a little Christmas that morning and then made our annual family breakfast...breakfast quiche, juice and fruit...the Moores came up and then we spent the afternoon with Moores and Godwins and the Andersons were even able to come down. I love to be with our families and I guess I don't really need a Christmas day do-over...I look forward to next year and no one being sick!

I Caught Him!

We always leave cookies and milk for Santa. His cup is always dry in the morning like maybe he licked it clean. "He must be extra thirsty" I thought. Maybe the kids weren't leaving enough milk for poor old Santa.

I decided to try an experiment...I set the camera on the cupboard next to the stove. I put a motion detector on it so it would turn on when a light came on.

Christmas morning this is what I found on my camera...!

This one's for Jeff

I love Thanksgiving. My kids have a five day weekend and we get to be with family. We usually put up the Christmas tree sometime that weekend and eat leftover turkey and pie. Speaking of food...Jeff is more of a meat and potatoes kind of guy. Dessert for him would be another helping of turkey. He sent me this picture so now I know for sure what his thoughts are on pumpking pie!

Thanksgiving...

I love(d) to listen to President Hinckley. I found this video and thought it might be great to share with you for Thanksgiving. It's a beautiful story. Happy Grateful Day!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I have so much to be thankful for. For starters:

1. my family and friends. I love you all so much.
2. my ward family and the blessings of being in Church.
3. my home and job. Jeff's job, too.
4. insurance. uh, yea, insurance. (ER visit last week was $5200!)
5. scholarship money...Meg can go to college on her scholarship and today Maddie just got a scholarship to Weber!
6. humor. Someone is always telling a joke or in some way making us laugh. Meg has even made us laugh out loud a time or two. Good job, Meg! Hunter keeps us smiling while he recites old Bill Cosby stuff. "Hey, hey, hey!"

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season. It is here and I am so excited!

Tantrum, Anyone?

Maddie and I were at the Walmart. She said to me, "If I am a good girl, will you buy me something? If you don't then I will have a tanrtum. I learned about those in psycology today."

"That would be kinda fun to see," I said.

We walked on and I asked her, "Are you going to do it in the nylons aisle or the deodorant aisle? I just want to know so I can get my camera ready."

"It will be a spur-of-the-moment kinda thing," she said.

Well, I forgot and bought her a little pair of booties. DANG IT!

My camera will be ready the next time we go out, though, I promise. You-Tube, here we come!

Vote Today...

and don't forget to take your ID.

Sunday Sweet

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My sister, Crystl

This is my sister Crystl (as Medusa last Halloween) and her son, William. She just turned --! (put the numbers in, if you want to, Crystl!) Happy Birthday!

I was almost twelve when she was born and I remember that day. I had to go to school but I wanted to go up to the hospital. Oh, well. I told everyone that my mom was having my baby sister that day. It was before the time we could find out what the baby would be so everyone thought I meant that mom had had my sister already. No, I said, she hasn't had her yet. Then how do you know it's a girl? they wanted to know.

I am the oldest of 7 kids. Then a brother, then a sister, then brother, then sister, then brother...so, of course, the next one HAD to be a girl! Or, HE would be in trouble when he got here!

I got home from school and Dad confirmed I had a new sister. She was so little and pretty. And HOLY COW! Hair as red and orange as the sunset! None of us had her hair color. It's beautiful!

Crystl was my little baby and I loved to share her with the Young Women in our ward. My little brother Alan was also a favorite playmate for my friends, too. I took my little friends all over the neighborhood and played house with Tami and Judy and Cindy.

When she was little, she loved to wear her cute little swim suit. She slept in them, played in them and went visiting in them. She also loved to wear dresses. Twirling her skirts was one of her favorite things to do!

One day she snuck away from me and tried to go see the kittens in the yard. I ran after her to catch her before she got to the electric fence. I got to her just as she grabbed the wire and started screaming. I grabbed her around the waist and couldn't let go. I must have pulled on her as I grabbed her because we flew back into the dirt and grass and lay there shaking and crying. Sheesh, girl!

We were swimming at the creek and she wanted to get to the other side to play with the other kids. I carried her on my back and fell into a hole. We both went under the water and Crystl panicked. She climbed to the top of my head and held on for dear life. I hit the bottom of the creek and pushed up, trying to pull her off of me so I could push her to the edge of the water. She was holding on so tight I couldn't move her. We went down again and I thought we were going to drown. I know someone was there to help me. I was able to yank her off me and push up to the surface at an angle. That push got us to the other side to play.

Crystl loved to do whatever everyone was doing. She was also very good at entertaining herself for hours. Mom would take her to college when she had no one to watch her. Crys was very quiet and would sit for the whole class without making a sound.

Crystl loves, among many other things, to sing, knit (did you see the witch socks she made me?), have kids, make really amazing scrapbooks (she even made some for her cats!), go camping and spend time with her family.

She is crazy about musicals and will come see all the nieces and nephews perform even if they only have a tiny part! What a nice Aunt.

I love Crystl and am so glad she was not a boy! Happy Birthday! Love you.

This one is for Ky...

If the Shoes Fit...

My sister Crystl made these awesome witch socks. I LOVE THEM! Thank you, Crys.

Our city is haunted!

Look who I saw on the street! Happy Halloween!

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Today I was released from my Young Women's calling as the 1st Counselor and I am now the Primary President.

I had been in Primary for about 8 years. Mostly as a teacher for our new and old ward but was the 1st Counselor for almost 2 years. Our President's husband was put into the Bishopric a year ago and I thought they might change the Primary around. The Bishop asked to see me and Jeff so I just knew I was going to be in the new Presidency. Ok, I said to myself. I can handle that. When I was asked to go to YW as their 1st Counselor, I thought it was a mistake. I think you mean Primary, I said. No, he said. You are needed in YW. Ok, I said. I can handle that.

It took me a month or so to get into the swing of YW. I hadn't been in there for almost 10 years. I loved it. I really enjoyed getting to know the other leaders. All of them are so different but they all love the girls, love life and love the gospel. I learned so much from all of them and had a wonderful experience with them. Especially girls camp and the slumber party with the leaders.

The YW were great, too. We have an awesome bunch of YW. They are all very nice girls. They have strong testimonies, they love to do service projects and we all liked to sit around and just visit.

I am especially thankful that I got to be with Maddie at her last girl's camp and see her on Trek. I am so proud of my kids and to see one of them in action as a leader makes me appreciate them even more. Maddie takes charge when she is supposed to and lets others be the leader when they are needed. I am thankful that I was able to share some special experiences with my girl.

So now I am back in Primary and there are 80+ kids in there. I think it will take me a few days to get back into Primary mode. I have some great women to work with who have a love for Primary and the children. I hope I learn LOTS from them!

Autumn is a time to change and it has always been my favorite season. I guess it is well that my big changes have happened in the fall.

22 years ago today...

Jeff and I were married! We are still sane, still love each other, haven't killed our children, still have no money, and still have a sense of humour! Here's to eternity! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!

Funny Video

My Buddy is 12!

I started calling my son "Buddy" just after he was born. He has lived up to that nickname and has been a great friend to kids of all ages. He loves his cousins and has many close friends. He plays fair and includes the tiniest cousins in activities. (most of the time!)

When I found out I was going to have a boy, I cried. I was really scared because I had two girls and didn't know anything about boys. Heavenly Father knew I needed a good boy to take care of so I got Hunter! My "scaredy-catness" was for nothing! Hunter has been a wonderful boy. He helps when I ask (with hardly any fuss) and is thankful for what he gets in return.

He has a wonderful sense of humor and loves to tell jokes, do standup comedy, and play tricks on any unsuspecting sister who happens to come by!

He just finished his 11-year old scouting with a great leader; our neighbor across the street. Kim is a good neighbor and friend. He loves scouts and loves the boys. He is also a Democrat. We are Conservatives as are most of our other neighbors. I told Hunter he needed to think of a nice gift to give Kim to thank him for all his time and hard work in scouts. Hunter said that was a good idea. A few minutes later he said, "I know what I can give Brother Wixon. A mug that says Proud Republican!"
I told Kim and he laughed. He said he would love to get that from Hunter!

Hunter is also an entrepreneur. As I mentioned in one of my earlier posts, Hunter made a "Job Break Co." to have the sisters hire him to do their chores. (He made a few bucks from that.)

Next was the exterminator company. Meg hates spiders and will squeal like a girl when she sees one. Depending on the pitch of the scream he will say "That is worth $1." "I'll get that one for you for $5.00!" or "Good grief, that's only worth 50 cents. Get it yourself"! (I think he is opening his own bank with that money!)

I love my son. He is excited to be a Deacon and pass the sacrament. He is a great little leader and has many good qualities to share with us. I am glad he is in our family and I am glad I had a boy!

Hunter and his cousin/friend, Tyler

Hunter and his cousins/friends, Anna and William

Hunter and his cousin/friends, Koby and Krystal

OH, THE DRAMA!

Meg opens "Beauty and the Beast" at the Terrace Playhouse this Friday. I hope you can all come see it.

Maddie starts rehearsal this week for "The Wedding Singer". Performances are in March.

Hunter turns 12 on Saturday. HOLY COW! A new post just for him is coming up. (He's not so much a part of the DRAMA at our house but he does add lots of humor to our lives!)